Crystal Fullerton Fine Art

Eugene 14x9 oil portrait Private Collection

Eugene is a stray who made himself at home despite the many efforts to keep him out of the house. The young lady of the house snuck him into her room each night and when it became evident that the lad was housebroke and appreciative of his new digs, Mom relented.

Eugene now spends his day alternating between reupholstering the furniture with copious amount of white hair  and flopping in front of oncoming vehicles in the driveway. This last stunt garnered him the title of "Worlds Smartest Speedbump".

All visitors are warned of his propensity to race out in front of your approaching vehicle and immediately flop on the ground in what can only be described as a feline version of Gandalfs proclamation "You SHALL not pass."

You have been warned.